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These two stories are the result of a contest between my friend Brittany and myself. While still in High School, we competed to see who could write the most in each other's yearbook. I won. Even though several years have passed since I wrote them, these tales still have a fond place in my heart, mainly because they are completely psychotic. I am completely serious. These stories involve the cloned brain of Abraham Lincoln, the reincarnated spirit of Adolph Hitler (who also becomes the Antichrist), and a race of lizard-men.

And that is only the beginning. Now, neither of these stories will make much sense if you did not hang out with my group of friends in high school, and I am too lazy to fill you in on the social details. While these writings are rather abnormal, they do come sequentally; thus, the 2003 entry is the sequal to the 2002 entry, and they should be read in order.

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